Dundee FC Songbook

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Hullo, hullo, we are the Dundee boys,

Hullo, hullo, you can tell us by our noise,

We're up tae our knees in Arab boys,

Surrender or you'll die,

Cause' we are the Dundee Derry boys.

We love you Dundee, we do,

Oh Dundee we love you.

If you hate Dundee United,

Hate Dundee United,

Hate Dundee United, clap your hands.

If you really fu***ng hate them,

Really fu***ng hate them,

Really fu***ng hate them, clap your hands.

If you canna' fu***ng stand them,

Canna' fu***ng stand them,

Canna' fu***ng stand them, clap your hands.

Double R,

Double R-Y,

Derry!

If I had the wings of an eagle,
If I had the a**e of a crow,
I'd fly over Tannadice tomorrow,
And s***e on the ba****ds below, below,
S***e on, s***e on,
S***e on the ba****ds below.

Posh Spice is a slapper,

She wears too much fake-tan,

And when she's sh***in Beckham,

She thinks of Bobby Mann,

Ooh-ahh, ooh-ahh, Bobby Mann.

We are Dundee, super Dundee,

No-one likes us, we don't care,

We hate United, Arab ba****ds,

We will chase them, everywhere.

Stand up, if you hate Arabs,

(Repeat).

We'll be comin', we'll be comin',

We'll be comin' down the road,

When you hear the noise of the Dundee Derry boys,

Well be comin' down the road.

Hail! Hail!

The Dees are here,

What the hell do we care now,

For it's a grand old team to play for,

For it's a grand old team to see,

For if, you know, your history,

Oh it's enough to make your heart go, oh,

We don't care what United say,

What the hell do we care,

For we only know that there's gonna be a show,

Oh then the Dundee FC will be there.

Dundee til' I die,

I'm Dundee til' I die,

I know I am, I'm sure I am

I'm Dundee til' I die.

(To the tune of Don't cry for me Argentina)

Don't dry for my arab ba****ds,
The truth is we fu***ng hate you,
All through your bad days, your sad existance,
We've took your shed end without resistence.

The Dees are in the shed,
The Dees are in the shed,
And now you gonna believe us,
The Dees are in the shed.

We are the boys from the Dens Park choir,

Singin' on Saturdays keeps us fit,

We hate the Celtic and the Rangers,

Dundee United are sh**e, (repeat until loss of breath).

Walkin' doon the Provie Road,

Tae kick f*ck oot United,

Away the lads, you should've seen us coming,

We're only here to drink your beer and s**g you're fu***ng women,

All the lads and lasses should've been delighted,

Walkin doon the Provie Road,

Tae kick f*ck oot United.

Derry Rhumba!

We'll travel by bus, and we'll travel by train,

We'll f*ck up United again and again,

We'll drink all your whiskey and Newcastle Brown,

The Dundee boys are in town,

Na-na-na,

Na-na-na-na,

(Repeat).

(To the tune of Qui Sera Sera)

When I was just a little boy,
I asked my mother what shall I be?
Should I be arab, should I be Dee?
Here's what she said, to me!

Wash your mouth out son!!!
And go get your father's gun...
To shoot the arab scum,
And support the Dees.

United, United,

You are sh**e,

United, United,

You are sh**e

Bobby Cox's Barmy Army!

(Repeat).

Build a bonfire, build a bonfire,

Put United at the top,

Put the Old Firm in the middle,

And burn the fu***ng lot.

Forever and ever,

We'll follow the boys, (Dundee!),

The Dundee FC, the Derry Boys,

For we will be mastered, (by who!),

By no Arab ba***rd,

We'll keep the Blue flag, flyin' high,

So, bring on the Hearts, the Hibs, the Rangers,

Bring on United by the score,

Barcelona, Real Madrid, who the f*ck you tryin' tae kid,

Cause' Dundee are the greatest football team.

(To the tune of The Beatles - Hey Jude)

Na-na-na, na-na-na,

Dundee,

(Repeat).

F*ck you, f*ck you,

F-U-C-K-Y-O-U.

(Repeat).

We've got Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Murphy,

On the wing, on the wing,

We've got Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Murphy,

On the wing, on the wing,

Jimmy, oh Jimmy Murphy,

Oh Jimmy Murphy on the wing.

You are my Dundee,

My only Dundee,

You make me happy,

When skies are grey,

You'll never notice,

How much I love you,

Please don't take my Dundee away.

There's only one, team in Dundee,

There always has, there always will be,

Cause United are sh**e,

So let's sing with delight,

Walkin in a Dundee wonderland.

Hullo hullo how do you do?
We are the boys in navy blue,
Where ever we go we fear no foe,
We are the Dens Park dinamo.

If I had, big strong wings,

Like a Bluebird and she sings,

If I had the a**e of a crow,

I would fly-high in the sky,

I would fly over Tannadice,

And sh**e on the ba****ds below.

Cheer up Craig Brewster

Oh what can it be?

To a, sad Arab ba***rd,

And a, sh**e football team.

Oh you never won a Derby Ian McCall,

Oh you never won a Derby Ian McCall,

Oh you never won a Derby,

Never won a Derby,

Never won a Derby Ian McCall.