ALWAYS DUNDEE
When we think back to the good old bad old days
when we were young Dark Blues
we never saw no cups or glory
but I’ve got some brilliant stories
and we followed the Dundee through and through yeh!
If we went to Partick on a wet Wednesday night
we had to stand there soaking
even though we were shite
we always stood there spurned them on
we shouted abuse and we sung our songs
we always knew that we’d get there
cos it was always
Hail Hail the Dees are here
what the hell do we care now
we always know there’s gonna be a show
and the Dundee FC would do us proud
But the Seasons come and the players go
different faces we love to know
we’ve all had our heroes Glennie and Bell
Simmy and Sinky and wee Grady as well
full of grit And showed no fear
It was always hail hail the Dees are here ‘o yeh!
Where ever we go we fear no foe
Were part of the Dens Park dynamo
We stand together and its hail to the dees
Were through calm waters and we know rough seas.
And in my heart I’ll always hold true
The Dundee FC the true Dark Blue
And its.. ..Hail Hail the Dees are here
What the hell do we care now
We always know there’s gonna be a show
And the Dundee FC would do us proud
Away the Dees yeh!
Away the Dees yeh
Away the Dees yeh
Always Dundee
I wrote this wee song
because its how I and every other Dundee supporter felt growing up in the late 70’s 80’s watching Dundee. Watching
the Likes of Bobby Glennie, Peter Mackie,Eric Sinclair, Srimmy etc.. we knew we weren’t world beaters but we showed
our dedication by following the Dees through the thin times.
So this song is dedicated
to the fans that followed and players that played for the Dees through those tough times.
Em a Dee Thul
Eh Deh
Em a Dee ema dee em a dee
thul eh deh
if eh dinnae see meh dees well eh’ll shairly creh
if eh said eh liked yinitit
now that wid be a leh
em a Dee em a dee em a
dee thul eh deh
When eh go and see the
Dees ehm aywis on a heh
meh hert is goin 90’s
an eh think ehm gonna fleh
mibby its jist hertburn we eating too much pez
ema Dee ema dee ema dee
thul eh deh
Em a proud Dee and am no
ain fur the lez
but one day the Dark Blues
will win the precious prez
it might tak a whiley or
a hundred different whez
but eh’ll wait coz
their great ema Dee tuhl eh deh
ema Dee ema dee ema dee
thul eh deh
Ema Dee ema dee ema dee
thul eh deh
if eh dinnae see meh dees well eh’ll shairly creh
if eh said eh liked yinitit
now that wid be a leh
ema Dee em a dee em a dee
thul eh deh
Ema Dee em a dee em a dee
thul eh deh
if eh dinnae see meh dees
well eh’ll shairly creh
if eh said eh liked the
arabs now that wid be a leh
em a Dee em a dee em a
dee thul eh deh
Ah!
This song has opened up quite a debate, accused of “annoying toy town backing?
Accussed of being Plagiarised from Michael Marra, and grating on the ears of some Dundee followers, Ok I admit it, I used
the same Dundee dialect in this wee number as Michael has probably used in numerous compositions, however if its mistaken
for a Marra number then I’m honoured and it is a wee toe tapper. Cannae
say mare than that really.
Fuck you Fuck
you Arab
Ladies and Gentleman I
would like to sing this song
and I’m sure you
would like to join with me
in singing this song for
every living breathing dirty Arab bastard
Thank you very much indeed.
Fuck you fuck ya F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.
fuck you fuck ya F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.
well we really hate your
fucking guts
well we’d like to
kick you right in the nuts
so Fuck you fuck you F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.
Fuck you fuck ya arab bastards
F.U.C.K.Y.O.U. arab bastards.
I said Fuck you fuck ya
F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.
well we really hate their
fucking guts
and we’d like to
rap them right in the puss
so Fuck you fuck you F.U.C.K.Y.O.U. we really mean it
F.U.C.K.Y.O.U. you arab
bastards.
Imagine Noel Coward
sitting at a piano in a smoking jacket cigarette holder in his mouth supporting a brillcream side shade? Ok Bobby you’ve
taken that too far? This was the desired effect this wee number was supposed to have. I got the idea for this song by listening
to numerous comedians and I just cut and pasted different ideas. Some people have accused this song as being too much and
not politically correct? I just tell them to fuck off! Its how I feel.
Dee 4 Life
When we support the Dees
we follow endlessly on
even through these troubled
times we still sing our songs
we don’t listen to
no west coast lies or bitter twisted news
we all know that the way
things go the future is Dark Blue
I’m a Dee for life
for the rest of my life
and I’d like to make
it clear
and I’d just like
to say that we’ll be ok
and we’ll face the
future with no fear
When we chose to support
the Dees
there were no alternative
teams
we’d never think
of glory hunting or wearing silly tangerine
We are Dees till we die
we can only try
to stick through these
troubled days
and because we all know
that the way things go
the future is Dark Blue
I’m a Dee for life
for the rest of my life
and I’d like to make
it clear
and I’d just like
to say that we’ll be ok
and we’ll face the
future with no fear
We don’t need no
west coast lies or bitter twisted deeds
written by a man who cannot
write for people who cannot read.
I’m a Dee for life
for the rest of my life
and I’d like to make
it clear
and I’d just like
to say that we’ll be ok
and we’ll face the
future with no fear
We are deed we are Dees
till we die with our last breath we’ll try
to see through these troubled
times
and I’ll stand up
and shout 110% not out
coz I am a Dee for life.
This was the rallying
song for the Dee 4 Life campaign, I wrote this as I was pissed off with the constant negative press the daily retard was spewing
about us, and the message is quite clear in the song, Fuck the daily record, don’t buy it! I am a bit disappointed that the Dens DJ doesn’t play it as I think it is a song for the moment and
gives out the message we are 110% not out.
The Arab family
Their ugly and their minky
a bunch of fucking tinkies
they dinna wash their stinky
the arab family
they only live on chippers
their boadys stink o kippers
they sleep under papers
the arab family
the arabs they are poor
mum arab is a hoor
and dads a poof I’m
sure
the arab family
their brought up pickin
berries
sell claes pegs in the
Ferry
they havnae got a telly
the arab family
thank you
This daft wee ditty
has caused an uproar! It has been branded as offensive, disgusting and nothing short of a criminal offence, it has been damned
by both the local press and supporters of the gay orangee mob, “so its
had its desired effect then? The only thing I don’t like about this wee number is the use of the word Fanny, I tried
to change it to Boady as it just dawned on me the kids might listen to this, but oops! too late the CD had been done, all
1000 copies, however its probably the same wee bastards that are copying the CD and making a killing (Doh!)
The High Stand
Here’s
to the Dees in the high stand
that
stood down here not long ago
they watched their Dees from these very terracing
they
watched their Dundee grow
They
roared on their heroes just like we do today
and
their part of our history
and
I’d just like to say
here’s
to absent friends in the high stand
looking
down on us dees
their
with us on match days
and
they get in for free
And
they followed their Dark Blues
just
as we do today
their
Dees for life and after
and
I’d just like to say
We
salute you in the High stand
you
were the lifeblood of our team
And
now its up to us to follow
and
keep alive our dreams
We’d
like to think you’re with us
and
your always in our prayers
we
know one day we’ll join you
as
we climb the dark blue stairs
Here’s
to you in the high stand
we
salute you in the high stand
absent
friends in the high stand
We
salute you in the high stand…….fades
This
song was written at the time a couple of Dundee fans I knew had sadly died and I had it in my mind to write something for
them. My sister Kate was a nurse at Victoria hospital and one of her elderly patients said to her “ eh meh Tam wis
a Dundee man but he’s in the high stand now” Fucking Eureka! I must admit this song gives me goosies
when I listen to it. Hope it has the same effect on you, as most of us have had family and friends that have all moved on
to the high stand.
